An extraterrestrial race has arrived on Earth, bearing a wondrous gift—advancements capable of propelling humanity to new heights. Within this promise lies the end of hunger, cures for disease, limitless renewable energy, extended longevity, and a trove of technical marvels. But will humanity unite to embrace this unearthly race and their profound offering, or will pride, prejudice, greed, and ignorance stand in the way of Project Earth?
Coming soon! The audio book will be released in September 2025.
I put together this little Quirky Bathroom Book for Men Over 60, because…well I’m over 60 and this reality seemed to creep up on me and rather took me by surprise. Being over 60 brought some changes which included physical, psychological, and philosophical. I expected some of these components of my new reality. Many I did not. The books content revolves around these things and flavored by what other men of the same general age group have shared with me. If you are not a 60 plus man and brave reading this: you may certainly find some excerpts crude, unsophisticated, or plain uninteresting. Fortunately, this little book wasn’t written for you. At its core it is a commentary on hard truths, that men of this age must deal with. The general tone is one of lighthearted sarcasm and positivity, however some content is of a serious nature and may closely resemble the profound. Some excerpts may make you laugh; some might make you sad, and others may give you food for thought and reflection. Most importantly, they inspire us to laugh at ourselves and find solace being reminded that we are not alone in this strange reality we suddenly find ourselves. If you are younger (and did not heed the previously mentioned disclaimer above) and still choose to read this: it may give insight into your future and literally and figuratively scare the shit out of you (good thing it’s a bathroom book)! The old cliche which every generation has heard from the one before rings true; “It seemed to happen overnight.” If you are at all like me, you keep waiting to see Rod Serling around the corner with a cigarette in his mouth: however, this is not an episode of the Twilight Zone…it’s the real deal mister – you’re in your 60s!
I wrote this book for so many reasons, but mostly to connect with other parents. I want to reach not just parents, but anybody that might enjoy and be entertained by a few of my experiences as a father. This role is one I find most rewarding and most important.
In this book, I will share personal experiences as a father trying to balance the extremes of life coupled with my efforts as a fellow human trying to survive and stay sane in a world in which we have so little control over. It was written over a number of years and while living in many different environments and circumstances.
There are many stories, all very true and many of which you may relate to. However, I may get on my soap box here and there and comment on my feelings and beliefs beyond just being a father.
All in all, I am hopeful that readers find it honest, funny, inspiring and entertaining. I am the most comfortable and the most fulfilled when I am with my children, just being their dad. They are what I am most proud of in my life.